With all the acronyms flying around out there, I would like to add one. ATM, According To Mom. This could be really funny if you think about it because I am sure everyone has a story that their mother has told them numerous times.
Here goes mine from my meeting with my mother today:
ATM, for you single ladies, a good man is someone who can lift heavy things, do the landscaping, and has good teeth. For you married ladies, think twice before sending your man to the dog house if he can do these two things, apparently, he's a keeper.
Ok, one more, if your children sneeze it is either because they have a wet diaper or have to pee. (seriously?!?!?)
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